Man is a social animal. Lying is a sign of good education and good mental health. It is an art that we practice every day, we learn to improve, sharpening, as well useful for our moral balance than laughing at the jokes of our bosses to our lives.
The Social Lie, examples Wikipedia
Following a disgusting dinner during which you have tasted a variety of dishes bland background discussion boring and you just decide to avoid relapse until death s' ensued:
- Thanks for dinner! We rebuild it soon!
Following a disastrous first rencart:
- Hi, see you soon!
After a very bad play-enemies, which the comedian is a very good friend:
- Hey, what a memory, the text is super long right? It went super fast two hours and a half! Frankly, the seats were comfortable, beautiful theater! Humm ... interesting part, really original staging is the word. Hat, nice discovery! Really! BRA VO!
A man-woman that sticks a little too much and you do not want to be close enough to discover the exact smell of his after shave or history of what led explains how unfortunate combination of circumstances it is she become as boring:
- Oh come on, I have not saw the girl over there for a thousand years! I'm going to greet her, forced-e! You forgive me? I come back later!
A colleague, classmate college psy-your-boss your-type-girl-plated badly thee that thou hast no desire to cruise in absolute terms and even less so tonight you're drunk and you're having fun just perfectly. And you've artistically and successfully avoided for hours:
- You were there from the early evening? Nooooon, really? Happened to you in 21 hours! I have not seen so many people there tonight! To your
Director customer who has a disgusting dress:
- It is nice your dress. It fits you very well.
To your co-workers going on holiday:
- I think of you!
To someone who says anything about a subject that you take to heart:
- I understand your point of view, but ...
A consultant who said anything about a subject that you pro heart:
- I hear that, but ...
To your mother tells a story about anything that you heart:
- Yes, you're right mom, I'll have you read my novel before sending it to homes editions.
A girlfriend crying drunk on his failed life:
- No, it bothers me not at all listen
At the old woman who asks you your place in the subway after a 14 hour day and very beginning of your journey when a line any place costing $ 2,000.
- But not at all lady. Sit down, please. Really, nothing.
While you say you want, but you piss me off no-con room, shut up, what do I give a shit about wasting my free time listening to the insufferable nonsense coming out of your mouth coming out of my eyes. There was a life, and if I calculate correctly, I still average only days to live 180 000 9000 in which sleep and I refuse to lose a single tiny hour watching your face simian me ranting stuff that I give a shit.
So close there, emerges out of my life, do not even speak the word and will take unnecessary time you spend your life uninteresting and stupid to rot ear of someone else.
Obviously, none of this is good for you my mommy. Nor for the girlfriend drunk. I always like to listen to my friends when they go wrong. I feel when my case is not completely desperate. But other
... PS: If you have others in mind you're shy, but comments like this are good god, so enjoy! In
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