Man is a drag man
Man is a social animal. Lying is a sign of good education and good mental health. It is an art that we practice every day, we learn to improve, sharpening, as well useful for our moral balance than laughing at the jokes of our bosses to our lives.
The Social Lie, examples Wikipedia
Following a disgusting dinner during which you have tasted a variety of dishes bland background discussion boring and you just decide to avoid relapse until death s' ensued:
- Thanks for dinner! We rebuild it soon!
Following a disastrous first rencart:
- Hi, see you soon!
After a very bad play-enemies, which the comedian is a very good friend:
- Hey, what a memory, the text is super long right? It went super fast two hours and a half! Frankly, the seats were comfortable, beautiful theater! Humm ... interesting part, really original staging is the word. Hat, nice discovery! Really! BRA VO!
A man-woman that sticks a little too much and you do not want to be close enough to discover the exact smell of his after shave or history of what led explains how unfortunate combination of circumstances it is she become as boring:
- Oh come on, I have not saw the girl over there for a thousand years! I'm going to greet her, forced-e! You forgive me? I come back later!
A colleague, classmate college psy-your-boss your-type-girl-plated badly thee that thou hast no desire to cruise in absolute terms and even less so tonight you're drunk and you're having fun just perfectly. And you've artistically and successfully avoided for hours:
- You were there from the early evening? Nooooon, really? Happened to you in 21 hours! I have not seen so many people there tonight! To your
Director customer who has a disgusting dress:
- It is nice your dress. It fits you very well.
To your co-workers going on holiday:
- I think of you!
To someone who says anything about a subject that you take to heart:
- I understand your point of view, but ...
A consultant who said anything about a subject that you pro heart:
- I hear that, but ...
To your mother tells a story about anything that you heart:
- Yes, you're right mom, I'll have you read my novel before sending it to homes editions.
A girlfriend crying drunk on his failed life:
- No, it bothers me not at all listen
At the old woman who asks you your place in the subway after a 14 hour day and very beginning of your journey when a line any place costing $ 2,000.
- But not at all lady. Sit down, please. Really, nothing.
While you say you want, but you piss me off no-con room, shut up, what do I give a shit about wasting my free time listening to the insufferable nonsense coming out of your mouth coming out of my eyes. There was a life, and if I calculate correctly, I still average only days to live 180 000 9000 in which sleep and I refuse to lose a single tiny hour watching your face simian me ranting stuff that I give a shit.
So close there, emerges out of my life, do not even speak the word and will take unnecessary time you spend your life uninteresting and stupid to rot ear of someone else.
Obviously, none of this is good for you my mommy. Nor for the girlfriend drunk. I always like to listen to my friends when they go wrong. I feel when my case is not completely desperate. But other
... PS: If you have others in mind you're shy, but comments like this are good god, so enjoy! In
Friday, July 31, 2009
Trailer Costs In Ontario
Leon - Part XIV
- Vanina? Vaninaaaa? Where are you darling? sang pitched voice of Mrs. Polanski in the main staircase of the family home.
- I'm here Mom, "replied Vanina from his room, a weary voice.
- you'll join us for dinner tonight? We receive new guests. Unless you'd rather spend the evening with your ... 'friend'.
- No, that's okay. Yes, I think I'll come, it might be fun ...
- Okay. I introduced your outfit in your wardrobe.
That evening, Vanina went down with the few minutes of delay necessary to save his entrance into the room where had taken up the guests. She wore a black dress very neatly trimmed, which showed a little more legs than her mother had predicted. She sat at the only place that was still empty in the end table next to a young man whose costume was of very costly. She looked up with that look she knew so well, mimicking both natural and some that look she wanted intriguing. She had managed its effect: he watched with intensity. They talked a bit, and the masks of seduction and excellence required by their standard of living filtrèrent their words and gestures. They spoke of what he were in life: she spoke of her literary career, the next book she had published, and he pretended to have read some of these works he obviously adored. He then spoke of his television work, the need to always be at the cutting edge, aware of every move media. They talked about market research, TV ratings, target audience.
- ... In fact if ever I was not aware of the buzz that appears surprising since few days on the Net about this "Leo," I will have to notify the prod which would have lost that stupid gold mine. With him, the audience is assured for at least three or four next series. Afterwards, we can not guarantee for the future, it is so stupid that it will surely eliminate fairly quickly, people grow weary.
- You talk about Leon? But it's me, or almost, which I started this buzz! So it was you, in the atrium? Finally, I mean, you have advised them to do what Leo wanted?
- Yes, sort of. It's fun that he sang this song finally ... Really, we are several had to be bewitched by Vanina ... "he said, looking at her intently.
She looked down, mimicking the timidity that this kind of scrutiny was supposed to provoke, and said to herself that this man may well be useful.
- I'm here Mom, "replied Vanina from his room, a weary voice.
- you'll join us for dinner tonight? We receive new guests. Unless you'd rather spend the evening with your ... 'friend'.
- No, that's okay. Yes, I think I'll come, it might be fun ...
- Okay. I introduced your outfit in your wardrobe.
That evening, Vanina went down with the few minutes of delay necessary to save his entrance into the room where had taken up the guests. She wore a black dress very neatly trimmed, which showed a little more legs than her mother had predicted. She sat at the only place that was still empty in the end table next to a young man whose costume was of very costly. She looked up with that look she knew so well, mimicking both natural and some that look she wanted intriguing. She had managed its effect: he watched with intensity. They talked a bit, and the masks of seduction and excellence required by their standard of living filtrèrent their words and gestures. They spoke of what he were in life: she spoke of her literary career, the next book she had published, and he pretended to have read some of these works he obviously adored. He then spoke of his television work, the need to always be at the cutting edge, aware of every move media. They talked about market research, TV ratings, target audience.
- ... In fact if ever I was not aware of the buzz that appears surprising since few days on the Net about this "Leo," I will have to notify the prod which would have lost that stupid gold mine. With him, the audience is assured for at least three or four next series. Afterwards, we can not guarantee for the future, it is so stupid that it will surely eliminate fairly quickly, people grow weary.
- You talk about Leon? But it's me, or almost, which I started this buzz! So it was you, in the atrium? Finally, I mean, you have advised them to do what Leo wanted?
- Yes, sort of. It's fun that he sang this song finally ... Really, we are several had to be bewitched by Vanina ... "he said, looking at her intently.
She looked down, mimicking the timidity that this kind of scrutiny was supposed to provoke, and said to herself that this man may well be useful.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Freeones Bulletin Board Archive
Leo XIII part
is suddenly plunged into darkness tray. Leon's mother, hurt not to be "loved" and offended the wrong song choice for this kind, hung on her, and brought his dog, she took on her knees. She was surprised to find the plateau of the dark when it returned, it was as long staged introduction. It went up the sound. "Yes? Does anyone hear me? "He mumbled into the microphone too close to let out a horrible sound. The public was divided between laughter and silent surprise. "Uh, actually I changed my mind. I want to sing the song that I had booked for next week. "Then we saw the presenter, two fingers on the headset, nodding after a long minute of silence during which Leo, rigid in the beam of light that had lit upon him during the negotiations, let slip his microphone his sweaty hands. "Okay. For you and for the first time on this board, and certainly the last, we will allow you to change the song. To you make you forgive! Lights, and music maestro! he said with force to men in authority.
tray, briefly plunged into darkness, was gradually illuminated by small lights purple, and as small as the intro music filled the entire studio. Leon, then advanced with a little mechanical, but not a swaying, knees and moved in rhythm agreements tonics, looked almost beatific. "Far from you I wonder / Why my life is like / A scorched earth ... But when love is distancing ... "He began to twist more energetically and sang loudly" Vanina remind you / That I'm nothing without you ... if you forget me I'll be for life alone in the world ... world world world world! . And he continued with a shrill voice "Vanina-aaaaa-aaaaaaaaa ... wahouuu Wah" ... When Leon finally emerged from this kind of trance that had propelled into the heart of the song, he looked at the audience and realized that Much of it had risen, and followed his movements with great attention. They were like hanging his boots glitter. He then drove up the courage to improvise some dance steps and movements that had not worked before the glass. A few cries from the public hailed this initiative and Leon dived into his trance became frantic. He chained, while singing with a bewildering rapidity, and that he had repeated and new, always daring, always daring. The cries redoubled the public, which further increased the intensity of the movements of Leon, whose boot skidded suddenly. Spread over the back, the music ("aaaaaa" rang forever. The idea he should do as if nothing had occurred to him then very quickly to mind, and he began to dance on the floor, turning and beating rhythm of the legs and arms, as when the we want to draw a snow angel. He found a way to meet with a smile exaggerated to mask the awkwardness of his gesture. The music began to weaken, the approaching end of the song: he then said it was better play it safe. He again began to dance in rhythm, and tried to engage the public by securing it with one of those looks that he had the secret, and making big gestures accompanying brief " All with me, "stammered into the microphone.
Vanina, all red in front of his screen, watching the scene, dumbfounded. His friends, who giggled incessantly for several minutes, marked the irony of the coincidence by big pats on the back of it. Vanina did not know what this hick Greluche Leon wanted to convey a message but she did not like that and turns into ridicule the name she took time to find.
Leon's mother, who did not recognize his son in this small screen full of artificial colors, absently followed the end of the show, the negative vote of the jury and the "poaching" massive public sealed the fate of his son before going to bed.
tray, briefly plunged into darkness, was gradually illuminated by small lights purple, and as small as the intro music filled the entire studio. Leon, then advanced with a little mechanical, but not a swaying, knees and moved in rhythm agreements tonics, looked almost beatific. "Far from you I wonder / Why my life is like / A scorched earth ... But when love is distancing ... "He began to twist more energetically and sang loudly" Vanina remind you / That I'm nothing without you ... if you forget me I'll be for life alone in the world ... world world world world! . And he continued with a shrill voice "Vanina-aaaaa-aaaaaaaaa ... wahouuu Wah" ... When Leon finally emerged from this kind of trance that had propelled into the heart of the song, he looked at the audience and realized that Much of it had risen, and followed his movements with great attention. They were like hanging his boots glitter. He then drove up the courage to improvise some dance steps and movements that had not worked before the glass. A few cries from the public hailed this initiative and Leon dived into his trance became frantic. He chained, while singing with a bewildering rapidity, and that he had repeated and new, always daring, always daring. The cries redoubled the public, which further increased the intensity of the movements of Leon, whose boot skidded suddenly. Spread over the back, the music ("aaaaaa" rang forever. The idea he should do as if nothing had occurred to him then very quickly to mind, and he began to dance on the floor, turning and beating rhythm of the legs and arms, as when the we want to draw a snow angel. He found a way to meet with a smile exaggerated to mask the awkwardness of his gesture. The music began to weaken, the approaching end of the song: he then said it was better play it safe. He again began to dance in rhythm, and tried to engage the public by securing it with one of those looks that he had the secret, and making big gestures accompanying brief " All with me, "stammered into the microphone.
Vanina, all red in front of his screen, watching the scene, dumbfounded. His friends, who giggled incessantly for several minutes, marked the irony of the coincidence by big pats on the back of it. Vanina did not know what this hick Greluche Leon wanted to convey a message but she did not like that and turns into ridicule the name she took time to find.
Leon's mother, who did not recognize his son in this small screen full of artificial colors, absently followed the end of the show, the negative vote of the jury and the "poaching" massive public sealed the fate of his son before going to bed.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Sony Sr200p Multiregion
How to be sure not bored for one second to the movies?
not gonna see Public Enemy.
The pitch: it all starts with shots and finished everything by gunfire. And in between, the story of a hero who is definitely con. Let me explain, Dilinger, played by Jonny Deep, is a robber who robs without thinking or organizing anything. Let me say it. Let us then!
But what prevents it, in this case, having plume, a little humor, elegance, or just a little imagination? Well ... nothing (that's to ask rhetorical questions ... the answer is necessarily a bit stupid ...).
So I asked you what prevents it, in this case to have plume, a little humor, elegance, or just a little imagination? Because without all that, it gives Public Enemies, a film review in which 10 times exactly the same scene of robbery. And 10 times (4 in truth) is a lot for one movie. Between two sessions
shooting, PAN PAN PAN PAN PAN Dilinger meets girl apache poor old striptease (La Mome) that nobody wants. Dilinger wants him well, also follows a love scene distressing mixture of erotic film and M6 signed Gost phase without pottery. Then the lovers are separated by the evil police officers. This is the drama. But do not worry, they end up when all of the guys have done Dilinger stumble, betrayed and blah blah blah. And let this bitch last commit robbery while any sensible woman or any woman for that matter, since even Bonny Parker reportedly told her boyfriend to leave under such circumstances, (Although this is perhaps not quite the good example) would have prevented her boyfriend to return chasing the dollars.
Pretty heart goes there so, much good we do, and pulled it off, then a few scenes later, leading to the movies. Yeah, I'm not making.
is the screenwriter. Wow! Yay same! Michael Mann, looove!
And that's not all, the picture is horribly ugly. Behind this side is more visual than Derreck Collateral does not seem to cover artistic will. Or maybe I did not before, what is possible, since the interest I missed this film so compelling and complete (it feels good to use that word. Really, try on occasion, a real pleasure). And so, I said, the picture is horrible, disfigured and all actors at best. But AC
a positive side: I could count the black dots of Johnny Deep (217), so I was pretty busy. And this is not negligible, given the fact that this film is based on the lengths and suffering of the viewer. So distraction is really well received.
That do not go.
not gonna see Public Enemy.
The pitch: it all starts with shots and finished everything by gunfire. And in between, the story of a hero who is definitely con. Let me explain, Dilinger, played by Jonny Deep, is a robber who robs without thinking or organizing anything. Let me say it. Let us then!
But what prevents it, in this case, having plume, a little humor, elegance, or just a little imagination? Well ... nothing (that's to ask rhetorical questions ... the answer is necessarily a bit stupid ...).
So I asked you what prevents it, in this case to have plume, a little humor, elegance, or just a little imagination? Because without all that, it gives Public Enemies, a film review in which 10 times exactly the same scene of robbery. And 10 times (4 in truth) is a lot for one movie. Between two sessions
shooting, PAN PAN PAN PAN PAN Dilinger meets girl apache poor old striptease (La Mome) that nobody wants. Dilinger wants him well, also follows a love scene distressing mixture of erotic film and M6 signed Gost phase without pottery. Then the lovers are separated by the evil police officers. This is the drama. But do not worry, they end up when all of the guys have done Dilinger stumble, betrayed and blah blah blah. And let this bitch last commit robbery while any sensible woman or any woman for that matter, since even Bonny Parker reportedly told her boyfriend to leave under such circumstances, (Although this is perhaps not quite the good example) would have prevented her boyfriend to return chasing the dollars.
Pretty heart goes there so, much good we do, and pulled it off, then a few scenes later, leading to the movies. Yeah, I'm not making.
is the screenwriter. Wow! Yay same! Michael Mann, looove!
And that's not all, the picture is horribly ugly. Behind this side is more visual than Derreck Collateral does not seem to cover artistic will. Or maybe I did not before, what is possible, since the interest I missed this film so compelling and complete (it feels good to use that word. Really, try on occasion, a real pleasure). And so, I said, the picture is horrible, disfigured and all actors at best. But AC
a positive side: I could count the black dots of Johnny Deep (217), so I was pretty busy. And this is not negligible, given the fact that this film is based on the lengths and suffering of the viewer. So distraction is really well received.
That do not go.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Wooden Fingerboards Completes
How to pass a first date? Or how to be 99% certain to have sex on 1st night walks free personal portfolio
First, arrive late.
Please note that the science behind is an exact science. A delay of coquetry or automatism slightly neurotic than a quarter of an hour is not relevant here. I mean a real delay. But beware, you must manipulate the delay sensitivity. Everything is in the mix. A delay may cause too strong an abandonment and therefore the delivery of your first visit later.
Tip: The best is to go inside a bar, a quiet restaurant, so that servers come several times to see your appointment offering to order. And that your appointment is forced to respond several times a slightly embarrassed tone
- There she is still not happened. I'll wait ...
Obviously no texting, no phone call to prevent!
You finally arrive.
Especially, do not apologize. Instead, start by bitching, you've spent a day abominable, in the colder it is, there is no longer in season and you're tired. And this con on the road, you almost get into it on a scooter. And this server does not come! It irritates you the Parisian bars, always wait for hours etc, etc..
There, you have started the game. But You still playing cards. Ask your
then go about their day and cut his speech when he began to respond to request to the server-euse that gives you olives.
Then, take the reins of the conversation.
Think especially well to punctuate the exchange of comments that show your sharpness and your interest in the other.
Examples.
- So you're a musician. That must be super boring to always be on the road.
- So you're dentist! Ah, you're not really so doctor is like podiatrists. Podiatrist it's not glamorous, eh?
- So you're a journalist, is not well paid, right?
- So, you're a photographer ... My cousin also made the picture. And you do wedding pictures?
- So, you're psycho, they're all a little weird psy .. . Hey, I can not stop being afraid to close the door of my apartment with the keys in it, you think I have OCD?
- So you're in the pub? It's cool. I have a friend who works in, he spends his time lazing around.
- So, you're a restaurateur, what restaurant? Ah, paintings conservator?
- So you're sporting? Ah, it's cool to be paid to play sports!
- Ah, you work in real estate? What box? Ah, do not know ...
Locate your ex in the room. A man slightly vulgar. (Or the reverse, depending on your preferences, this method is universal, like USB ports). Designate the chin with an air of panic. Talk with hatred, showing that the wound is not closed. And with the absolute delicacy that distinguishes you, you always bring your prey in the same place.
Ah! Your glass of wine finally arrives. Especially 're uncomfortable with the server-euse and do not thank it. Then point out the first sip it is not very good this wine. But that's okay, you want to go out in the rain smoking a cigarette. Your appointment will be with you, shivering. Switch to another as soon as the first ended.
Your phone rings. Especially saying
pick - I'm with a boyfriend-girlfriend. No, you do not bother me at all ... I'm XXX. No, there is not too crowded, it's going ... and chatting quietly. Laugh out loud, vaguely apologizing Mime Marceau way to your appointment. Then, after hanging up, talk at length about the person who just hold you 10 good minutes on the phone. Just
already when selecting dishes for dinner. Put the hours you decide. Then change your mind once noted that the server your order. Do not apologize under any circumstances!
That's it, your first appointment is completely successful, your partner in love, do you just have to hate the dinner, yawning copiously until the end of the meal and make sure to speak only of you.
Bravo, now, seduction has no secrets for you.
If you have other suggestions do not hesitate to testify to 16 30 30 (3,50 € per minute), ask Bernard, or bottom of these messages.
First, arrive late.
Please note that the science behind is an exact science. A delay of coquetry or automatism slightly neurotic than a quarter of an hour is not relevant here. I mean a real delay. But beware, you must manipulate the delay sensitivity. Everything is in the mix. A delay may cause too strong an abandonment and therefore the delivery of your first visit later.
Tip: The best is to go inside a bar, a quiet restaurant, so that servers come several times to see your appointment offering to order. And that your appointment is forced to respond several times a slightly embarrassed tone
- There she is still not happened. I'll wait ...
Obviously no texting, no phone call to prevent!
You finally arrive.
Especially, do not apologize. Instead, start by bitching, you've spent a day abominable, in the colder it is, there is no longer in season and you're tired. And this con on the road, you almost get into it on a scooter. And this server does not come! It irritates you the Parisian bars, always wait for hours etc, etc..
There, you have started the game. But You still playing cards. Ask your
then go about their day and cut his speech when he began to respond to request to the server-euse that gives you olives.
Then, take the reins of the conversation.
Think especially well to punctuate the exchange of comments that show your sharpness and your interest in the other.
Examples.
- So you're a musician. That must be super boring to always be on the road.
- So you're dentist! Ah, you're not really so doctor is like podiatrists. Podiatrist it's not glamorous, eh?
- So you're a journalist, is not well paid, right?
- So, you're a photographer ... My cousin also made the picture. And you do wedding pictures?
- So, you're psycho, they're all a little weird psy .. . Hey, I can not stop being afraid to close the door of my apartment with the keys in it, you think I have OCD?
- So you're in the pub? It's cool. I have a friend who works in, he spends his time lazing around.
- So, you're a restaurateur, what restaurant? Ah, paintings conservator?
- So you're sporting? Ah, it's cool to be paid to play sports!
- Ah, you work in real estate? What box? Ah, do not know ...
Locate your ex in the room. A man slightly vulgar. (Or the reverse, depending on your preferences, this method is universal, like USB ports). Designate the chin with an air of panic. Talk with hatred, showing that the wound is not closed. And with the absolute delicacy that distinguishes you, you always bring your prey in the same place.
Ah! Your glass of wine finally arrives. Especially 're uncomfortable with the server-euse and do not thank it. Then point out the first sip it is not very good this wine. But that's okay, you want to go out in the rain smoking a cigarette. Your appointment will be with you, shivering. Switch to another as soon as the first ended.
Your phone rings. Especially saying
pick - I'm with a boyfriend-girlfriend. No, you do not bother me at all ... I'm XXX. No, there is not too crowded, it's going ... and chatting quietly. Laugh out loud, vaguely apologizing Mime Marceau way to your appointment. Then, after hanging up, talk at length about the person who just hold you 10 good minutes on the phone. Just
already when selecting dishes for dinner. Put the hours you decide. Then change your mind once noted that the server your order. Do not apologize under any circumstances!
That's it, your first appointment is completely successful, your partner in love, do you just have to hate the dinner, yawning copiously until the end of the meal and make sure to speak only of you.
Bravo, now, seduction has no secrets for you.
If you have other suggestions do not hesitate to testify to 16 30 30 (3,50 € per minute), ask Bernard, or bottom of these messages.
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