It's been my little cabbages. We'll have to diet. You can not decently drag your filthy carcass and white on a soft sandy beach this summer without your neighbors disgust local color steck cooked and divinely muscled in their little trunks bordering on indecency, and your poor neighbors to the drawl and dyed hair whose shirt two half-pieces that have been invented to humiliate you (or exciting, depending on your gender and your sexual orientation).
So we'll have to make an effort!
You can choose between the gym to the office that helps you find your butt from Jessica Alba finally losing all authority (Especially if you're a man), or eating more or less insipid stuff that will have the privilege to get obese when, in September depressed and stressed, you cast it greedily on the new sandwich the first American caterer that arises.
I therefore advise you to follow my own plan. It is rather restrictive, but it is durable and very effective. It just requires a little courage.
The first thing to do is mark the king of this regime, the best of the best: leave your fellow-men! In all your holidays are compromised. This factor is anxiety (I'll find myself alone in Paris, no loves me, I still blew it, I would have to wait for the return (of) leave, in addition to the house was his parents to rent the loose, etc.) ... QED and therefore a factor in weight loss!
Two, 2 solutions: either you find the joys of celibacy and Sashes season was gently lifted by a breeze teases your eyes drunken mailed to the terrace of a cafe located in any district or we watch, give you the frustration mixed with hope that can effortlessly find, with just a hint of frustration - the size of a young man (if you're a woman, compliments Lourdeaux the first asshole come bring you happiness and confidence).
Either you're in love with it (that) you leave. Obviously, in this case, if you still love deeply your victim is a chance! You shall eat nothing more then anything, the smallest poi (s) s will seem as rich as steak and chips, and soon you will become depressed depression ... and you will lose weight fast, good and lasting. Think of your cheeks, your romantic ring!
Note: In both cases, it is strongly advised smokers to increase their daily consumption.
If you are single do not panic! We also an appropriate solution: just resign! And yes, at this time of crisis and beyond a shadow of a track, and you're certain to end in a paroxysm of anguish ... and thin!
Especially if you had a nice well paid job and that your subordinates accustomed to the many threats of licenses you profit after all your indigestion because many of your ulcer and miles of restaurants that you put on all afternoon, little piglet do not deny, I know (that's increasing your tickets restoration EUR 9) do everything for you (big lazy).
you next week for a folder Special waxing!
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