Wednesday, July 7, 2010

How Long Does It Take To Get Rid Og Trich

see sex and much much much much sun



You're whiter than a line of coke, whiter than white chicken, whiter than white men who only like white, whiter than your teeth yellow, you're hopelessly white.

This summer, you have to fend for fissa turn brown, orange at Auburn or you'll have a toast looks soft and not cooked one in which we have no desire to chew.

Ok, two solutions: 1 oil to milk fat. It applies very generously over the entire body, face included. Until you are lubricated as eels oozing that slides between your fingers as fast as the soap's hand-Priso . Humm such as hand soap. Such as wet soap.

Your body can begin to gently fry under the sun of 13 hours. When you see a strange steam rising from your body lying to the sky, and you feel a scratching on your entire body, hold on! Do not throw above the water !!!!!!!!! It only means that it's time. You then simply return your towel. For a perfect tan, completely push your face in the said towel, to allow your neck to brown properly. If you experience difficulty breathing, keep cool as we say in the U.S., and wait, as we said California home in England. One must suffer to be beautiful (beautiful).
Think of your ass, it is bronze bronze bronze now and it will soon color the pretty brown than the posterior Giselle Brutchen perfect holiday in Monaco. And remember, you only have some days off your accumulated leave your capital rentabliser sun is at the top this year with the winter of crap that has dragged through July.

Then around 19 o'clock, when the exhibition has become useless, throw you into a frozen bath, rub you betadine. Sleep will not soon saw the sunshine that you chopper. Wake up to 8 30 hours to enjoy the morning sun profitable from 9:30 to take advantage of this new day! And

THE ATTENTION, it's now or should not kidding!!

In the elevator and into the bathroom, especially especially do not look at your reflection. And a little courage, eh! I see you already complaining, "hey, I maaaaaaal ai, olalalalaaaaaa, never the sun, blah bbla blaaaaa. Tell yourself that this red crayfish, the unbearable pain of your skin that draws as many as the face of Melanie Griffith after his tenth facelift, the skin blisters already everywhere and is so irritated that even your mini thong Brazilian was a hell to put on your guy that you beat violently when unfortunately he touched your neck in an attempt to hug, all this is worth a thousand times worth living! But yes !!!!!!! This massacre will soon give way to a nice golden brown, the same as that of Paris Hilton in Hawaii last winter. And you'll be so pretty, so beautiful in the hospital when you will be treated for burns in the third degree.

I promised two solutions, and well, I heard you ripped!


Thursday, July 1, 2010

Eye Bag Surgery Sydney

best plan before the summer depression

It's been my little cabbages. We'll have to diet. You can not decently drag your filthy carcass and white on a soft sandy beach this summer without your neighbors disgust local color steck cooked and divinely muscled in their little trunks bordering on indecency, and your poor neighbors to the drawl and dyed hair whose shirt two half-pieces that have been invented to humiliate you (or exciting, depending on your gender and your sexual orientation).

So we'll have to make an effort!

You can choose between the gym to the office that helps you find your butt from Jessica Alba finally losing all authority (Especially if you're a man), or eating more or less insipid stuff that will have the privilege to get obese when, in September depressed and stressed, you cast it greedily on the new sandwich the first American caterer that arises.

I therefore advise you to follow my own plan. It is rather restrictive, but it is durable and very effective. It just requires a little courage.

The first thing to do is mark the king of this regime, the best of the best: leave your fellow-men! In all your holidays are compromised. This factor is anxiety (I'll find myself alone in Paris, no loves me, I still blew it, I would have to wait for the return (of) leave, in addition to the house was his parents to rent the loose, etc.) ... QED and therefore a factor in weight loss!

Two, 2 solutions: either you find the joys of celibacy and Sashes season was gently lifted by a breeze teases your eyes drunken mailed to the terrace of a cafe located in any district or we watch, give you the frustration mixed with hope that can effortlessly find, with just a hint of frustration - the size of a young man (if you're a woman, compliments Lourdeaux the first asshole come bring you happiness and confidence).

Either you're in love with it (that) you leave. Obviously, in this case, if you still love deeply your victim is a chance! You shall eat nothing more then anything, the smallest poi (s) s will seem as rich as steak and chips, and soon you will become depressed depression ... and you will lose weight fast, good and lasting. Think of your cheeks, your romantic ring!

Note: In both cases, it is strongly advised smokers to increase their daily consumption.

If you are single do not panic! We also an appropriate solution: just resign! And yes, at this time of crisis and beyond a shadow of a track, and you're certain to end in a paroxysm of anguish ... and thin!
Especially if you had a nice well paid job and that your subordinates accustomed to the many threats of licenses you profit after all your indigestion because many of your ulcer and miles of restaurants that you put on all afternoon, little piglet do not deny, I know (that's increasing your tickets restoration EUR 9) do everything for you (big lazy).


you next week for a folder Special waxing!