To cite MYSELF, the computer is a myth, a mystery of humanity, a strangeness, a fascinating curiosity reactions unique and difficult to interpret. The computer
defies all rules, logically, any extension.
The computer is extraordinary.
The computer is like all these dark faceless figures who work to inform you and help you, but a surprisingly persistent, proved utterly incapable of doing so.
The computer is like all those people who wish us harm and work: SFR to the SECU, for the entertainment, libraries, real estate agencies, etc., etc.. This list is not exhaustive.
The computer is sent by God to challenge us! To test our ability to remain dignified and calm in any situation of extreme intellectual torture to which he plunges us.
Did you feel, like me, this hatred that you surprised yourself by listening to this strange voice say after 47 minutes of waiting he had type 2 and you type 1 on your phone and as you type 2, we can not process your request, and we must remember.
Have you noticed that when you call the department, served up to 4 people, you do not fall never the one who took care of you? Let him who has previously worked for you is NEVER there?
We MENT! They laugh at us, wake up! They invent a name like that. And he always toast:
- It Didier who took care of you. Oh, where is he? Oh, he's not there ...
Where Is Didier, I ask you! IT IS NEVER THE DIDIER! It is mop, he danced the waltz with Lady Dy, he sang with MJ, he types a little food with De Gaulle, he foud your mouth yes !
And there, at the end of the wire which hangs on your hands clammy with anxiety, a voice obscene and bad adds a tone of unspeakable cold, with a quiet:
- I'll leave him a message.
NONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN !
Have you noticed that when someone tells you over the phone:
-I note in your file, it
EVER done? And when you remember, because that after a while, you know it must be checked, recalled, so we can confirm that what you had the audacity to ask is done right, all traces Your request has disappeared? And you spent a half-dozen people to whom you explain your story. Well, this, this is good: it leads you. It can be more and more synthetic understanding of the issues and misunderstandings upstream. Yeah, because with these people, it was suddenly like talking another language. To be as clear as Brigitte Fontaine after 16 hours. And it teaches you humility. Whoever you are, for those people, you are nothing. D'Ormesson wrote that men are equal at birth and at the approach of death. Well, they are also facing the SNCF, believe me!
So, I decided to nab training: 40 hours per week in addition to my job, I studied computer science. I am now a computer scientist outstanding. So when my name, I do NOT answer .
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