The simple way to end the sleep
you sleep well? You are relaxed? Conscience? We WILL HELP YOU.
Do not worry, many people were like you, before our intervention.
Read this well, and your life will change! And you will be unhappy, like all others.
First, we must know that good sleep is brewing. Insomniac is not just anyone!
Good insomnia must be worked and planned at the right time: in general (75% of you) on Sunday evening is excellent timing for a nice sleep.
How to be an overnight rotten, horrible?
Well, do not worry, it's easy!
Exit on Friday. Drink lots. And various alcohols. Be creative Champagne vodka then alternate red wine and white wine. Mojito beer is not bad either. For the more experienced absorb 4 or 5 different alcohols is much better for insomnia ahead. The shot is highly recommended by all specialists. DO NOT EVEN DINEZ.
Once drunk, make advances to your ex-fiance e. This one you had pressed for a (e) other. The other is in the evening and look at you with a mixture of hatred and pity.
then do you argue with the hostess reversing a remnant of red wine on her white couch. Do not come back until dawn. Arrived at home, and depending on your level Practice and you will, watching a early episode of any series that you will be able to captivate even at 7 am (see 4 -5 - 6 hours or for beginners).
Sleep.
Do not wake up. And close their eyes as the room has not stopped spinning. 19 hours to take a shower and do not do it for sports. The sport is dangerous for insomnia. If you stop smoking, go to Mc Donalds. If you smoke again, bravo! Go to a max! And go to McDonalds anyway.
Then, remember the previous evening and be ashamed. Then decide to go out again tonight to forget.
Saturday evening, put it, stronger, harder, longer. Push your bed for 20 minutes at each exit, you'll find that you will progress very quickly! Do not get discouraged, once engaged progress, you're on the right track.
Spend a day on Sunday which looks exactly like that of Saturday. Then you lie down to 22 hours.
You slept too much, too late, you're nervous because of all that alcohol.
BRAVO !!!!! You are 100% sure to be anxious and over-excitement.
last phase (the most sensitive): Look out your alarm clock every minute, focus you very carefully about your day of agonizing day.
FO-CA-LI-SEZ
And that if you follow all these steps, you're making the best Insone your life and reach all rotten on Monday to work for your reeunion with Grand Chief !
Feel free to talk about this revolutionary method WALKING around you.
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Monday, November 23, 2009
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Isabella Soprano Mobile
The computer is a rare species
To cite MYSELF, the computer is a myth, a mystery of humanity, a strangeness, a fascinating curiosity reactions unique and difficult to interpret. The computer
defies all rules, logically, any extension.
The computer is extraordinary.
The computer is like all these dark faceless figures who work to inform you and help you, but a surprisingly persistent, proved utterly incapable of doing so.
The computer is like all those people who wish us harm and work: SFR to the SECU, for the entertainment, libraries, real estate agencies, etc., etc.. This list is not exhaustive.
The computer is sent by God to challenge us! To test our ability to remain dignified and calm in any situation of extreme intellectual torture to which he plunges us.
Did you feel, like me, this hatred that you surprised yourself by listening to this strange voice say after 47 minutes of waiting he had type 2 and you type 1 on your phone and as you type 2, we can not process your request, and we must remember.
Have you noticed that when you call the department, served up to 4 people, you do not fall never the one who took care of you? Let him who has previously worked for you is NEVER there?
We MENT! They laugh at us, wake up! They invent a name like that. And he always toast:
- It Didier who took care of you. Oh, where is he? Oh, he's not there ...
Where Is Didier, I ask you! IT IS NEVER THE DIDIER! It is mop, he danced the waltz with Lady Dy, he sang with MJ, he types a little food with De Gaulle, he foud your mouth yes !
And there, at the end of the wire which hangs on your hands clammy with anxiety, a voice obscene and bad adds a tone of unspeakable cold, with a quiet:
- I'll leave him a message.
NONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN !
Have you noticed that when someone tells you over the phone:
-I note in your file, it
EVER done? And when you remember, because that after a while, you know it must be checked, recalled, so we can confirm that what you had the audacity to ask is done right, all traces Your request has disappeared? And you spent a half-dozen people to whom you explain your story. Well, this, this is good: it leads you. It can be more and more synthetic understanding of the issues and misunderstandings upstream. Yeah, because with these people, it was suddenly like talking another language. To be as clear as Brigitte Fontaine after 16 hours. And it teaches you humility. Whoever you are, for those people, you are nothing. D'Ormesson wrote that men are equal at birth and at the approach of death. Well, they are also facing the SNCF, believe me!
So, I decided to nab training: 40 hours per week in addition to my job, I studied computer science. I am now a computer scientist outstanding. So when my name, I do NOT answer .
To cite MYSELF, the computer is a myth, a mystery of humanity, a strangeness, a fascinating curiosity reactions unique and difficult to interpret. The computer
defies all rules, logically, any extension.
The computer is extraordinary.
The computer is like all these dark faceless figures who work to inform you and help you, but a surprisingly persistent, proved utterly incapable of doing so.
The computer is like all those people who wish us harm and work: SFR to the SECU, for the entertainment, libraries, real estate agencies, etc., etc.. This list is not exhaustive.
The computer is sent by God to challenge us! To test our ability to remain dignified and calm in any situation of extreme intellectual torture to which he plunges us.
Did you feel, like me, this hatred that you surprised yourself by listening to this strange voice say after 47 minutes of waiting he had type 2 and you type 1 on your phone and as you type 2, we can not process your request, and we must remember.
Have you noticed that when you call the department, served up to 4 people, you do not fall never the one who took care of you? Let him who has previously worked for you is NEVER there?
We MENT! They laugh at us, wake up! They invent a name like that. And he always toast:
- It Didier who took care of you. Oh, where is he? Oh, he's not there ...
Where Is Didier, I ask you! IT IS NEVER THE DIDIER! It is mop, he danced the waltz with Lady Dy, he sang with MJ, he types a little food with De Gaulle, he foud your mouth yes !
And there, at the end of the wire which hangs on your hands clammy with anxiety, a voice obscene and bad adds a tone of unspeakable cold, with a quiet:
- I'll leave him a message.
NONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN !
Have you noticed that when someone tells you over the phone:
-I note in your file, it
EVER done? And when you remember, because that after a while, you know it must be checked, recalled, so we can confirm that what you had the audacity to ask is done right, all traces Your request has disappeared? And you spent a half-dozen people to whom you explain your story. Well, this, this is good: it leads you. It can be more and more synthetic understanding of the issues and misunderstandings upstream. Yeah, because with these people, it was suddenly like talking another language. To be as clear as Brigitte Fontaine after 16 hours. And it teaches you humility. Whoever you are, for those people, you are nothing. D'Ormesson wrote that men are equal at birth and at the approach of death. Well, they are also facing the SNCF, believe me!
So, I decided to nab training: 40 hours per week in addition to my job, I studied computer science. I am now a computer scientist outstanding. So when my name, I do NOT answer .
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