Friday, August 21, 2009

I Think My Cat Has A Rodent Ulcer

Leon - Part XVII

production then contacted Leon, and offered as part of the issue, "realize his dream" by organizing a dinner alone with Vanina, who had expressed great enthusiasm for this idea. It failed to release the handset when these words reached her ear, and he remained there, dazed for a few minutes after this.

Leon liked more of what he saw in his mirror. He has long been known for years. Finally it was appreciated at its true value. Her mother was too poor to recognize also, that's all. It began its thirty-one. He left his finest flowered shirt, he carefully buttoned to the top, mop and went looking for cologne. It was then panicked: what style she liked to dress? And if she does not find amusing? Vanina was "very enthusiastic" about their meeting, he had to please him a bit already. However, she had seen in the few suits, those on stage, and of small stories. There could not go in her place everyday, it fails to seal, and he had to mark the occasion. He decided that the safest was to wear one of these great designer suits, which had been specially made for him, and that was very similar to what he had worn during the show had seduced his sweetheart, with Glitter and fringes and less. He then spent thirty minutes to wash their teeth, to recover from cologne, for fear that the change of clothes too has reduced the smell, and to subdue the rebels ears with a styling wax that his mother kept in an old cupboard.

They find themselves in a famous Parisian cafe, "The Little Persia," the same evening. All rising stars and people in the wind, or almost were clients of this hotspot. Located in downtown Paris, in the middle of a small private park where swans and peacocks parading, this adorable coffee was the preferred place of reunion people in, who became somebody.

The madam, Miss de Ringeard, was updating regularly as scrupulously as a sort of little book of Stars ("These people in gold," she jokes often accompanied with a forced laugh that came from the bottom his throat), she also took pictures and took pleasure almost orgasmic tu. Behind this facade of sycophancy unbearable hid a sharp business sense.

Thus, at 8:37 p.m., Leon, sweaty palms and dry mouth, accompanied by three cameramen he warmed his shoulders from a twenty minutes, while showcasing his film, saw him coming off the little frail and slender silhouette of Vanina, who paraded nimbly between swans and peacocks. Again, she had spared his arrival if a dozen of thousands of viewers could fall in love with her in passing, it would be something gained. She finally sat down after the bartender introduced him to his chair.

- Goodnight, Leo, "she said in a voice low and warm, almost whispering.

She was radiant. Her blonde hair adorned her gold dress perfectly cut, and one felt that every detail his face had been thought, thoughtful work. She had painted her cheeks slightly, put a lipstick elegant and just enough makeup to make believe that this perfection was natural.

Leon said nothing. He was petrified. He realized that there was in itself nothing but a huge mess of ideas just as stupid as each other, soaking it all in the acidic juice of the emergency. Do something, do something, say something, find something, shit, you go to a moron, she is finally here and you spend the last of morons!

- Bonjoir, then suddenly he said, sketching a movement towards the hand she was not tight, to kiss.
She gave him a look that was so full of misunderstanding and disgust that his perfect mask of benevolence had in leaking a bit. She pulled herself together.
- I'm pleased to meet you. I saw the show, and I saw that you already had many fans. You can count me among them, she said, smiling.
- So you liked? You know, I chose this song just for you. Already because it's the same name as that ... Finally you call like that, none. And then it's a love song, "he stammered, becoming red if it was silent and to hide his embarrassment, plunged into the contemplation of a peacock who had to wheel a few meters them.
- They are beautiful, is not it, "she said softly.
- Yes, very. You could be a peacock, he replied, looking at her lovingly.
- It's fun, it looks like they call you, "she remarked in the hearing.
- Oh, yes I see, finally I hear. They ... "Léééon! Léééonnn! "And he began to faithfully reproduce they cry. It's fun, "he said with a chuckle of a laugh poorly controlled. They seem to say something else ...
- Really? If we were talking about you ... or me ...
- Yes ... yes they are "Leon! Leo! Taikon! Leon! Taikon! "Deciphered there full of enthusiasm.
- Leon, she recalled a little impatient, I organized the dinner for something more important. This is not just a dinner only. I want us to become friends.

Leon saw this in mind the multiplication of their appointments and therefore the promise a budding romance - if not already present in her, accepted, full of euphoria, the proposal that Vanina him. He began to drink a cocktail of these "trendy" and lack of habit then added a fairly advanced in his drunken euphoria, which gave the spectators see, and talk to people magazine. Vanina, noting that they talked to her this much, and very favorable terms, welcomed this initiative, and laughed at the recollection of long minutes in front of what she had to remain benign, or make as if nothing had happened.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Freeones Samantha 38g

Leon - Leon

For their second rendezvous, the new conquest of Vanina had invited her to visit the studios of the issue, and we look forward to everyone's little stories that were broadcast between passage of different candidates. Given the popularity of Leon, and the buzz it had created on the Internet, he dedicated the production of longer stories. We interviewed him there, there was visiting his house, his room, his place of work, there met his mother.

So when Vanina was comfortably installed in one of the chairs of the editing room, where the young man enlisted to be left alone, he began to show him, with delight, these images he had seen and who had booked a big surprise.

After seeing the exhibition of León, a quick interview with the mother of Leo, the dynamic colleagues Leon, his dog quadriplegic, the wallpaper in the stairwell representative crowds of hunting dogs accompanying hunters brave , Vanina remained petrified when she saw what followed.
"And then there are the toilets ... So, yes, I also have many posters and pictures I printed several with the printers on the desktop, then this will be our little secret, he says, laughing stupidly, but with a relaxation that showed he was right in his little world. But most of my collection is in my toilet, "he said, turning on the light in the square meter, which contained the family cup. "Vanina
then discovered a hundred pictures of her, of different sizes and colors, plastered on the walls, which were visible over a single inch of their original appearance.

- Ah, but who is it? So the Vanina you mentioned at the last show? asked the presenter.
- Yes, that's it, "said Leon. I fell in love with her as soon as I saw it.
- How charming. And why did they put these pictures here? It's strange ... as an exhibition.
- Well, actually she is a writer. I saw in a magazine she published poems and things like that in a magazine called Etron. I looked in a dictionary, and saw that it meant "dung, excrement." I admit to not knowing why this magazine is called like that because Vanina is everything except the mud, but anyway, I respect his choice, and I want to commend him to the end, faithfully.
- I see, I see, "replied the presenter. We feel all the love that you wear. And if I can go back on what happened in the last issue: why did you change the song at the last moment?
- Well, I told myself that if ever I was eliminated in the first issue, I would not have had time to get my message Vanina. I do not know if she understood, and if she watched the show, but I hope so.
- So you wanted to convey a message of love above all?
- Yes, that's it, Leon said with a shy conviction.
- Well I think it's past, Leon, and the love you express to the public liked. You have many fans ...
Vanina averted his eyes from the screen to be a dumbfounded look on her mocking suitor who burst out with him.
- Makes you laugh? he asked her. No, but that this ... this ... thing?
(Vanina forgot all his tricks).
- Obviously, a lovesick, he replied cynically. At the same time, I can understand that, "he said, throwing a glance at Vanina seducer.
- No, but how can he know me ...? I mean, it is not at all in the same circles ... he's even looking turd in the dictionary. And my god, her wallpaper!
- It's true, I wonder how this yokel could fall on a review as intellectual as yours, "he conceded with a false air - Vanina doubted there knew little either.
- What kind of reputation I'm having now, "she muttered, looking at the freeze frame that showed unflattering poses de Leon, scratching his nose close up.
- No, but in fact, that's where it gets interesting. This guy is an idiot, obviously, but it created quite a buzz crazy. You could totally ride his buzz to boost your career and so on. Or at least laugh.
- But my "career" has no need to be restarted or I know not what. I do not need to be someone buzz me.
- But the journalist did not know you exist ... That's right, you're an elite. You're beautiful, intelligent, and all we can dream of a woman. But it's also what scares people, and who grow poorly in judging you. If you show that you can show you nice, even more with Leo, people will think you're not pretentious kitten they thought you were and your audience will be much broader. Now, people say we're all equal, and that would be worth as much as rednecks, or the country bumpkins. If you do not show them that you think like them, you will not get out of your little sphere and will never be known.

Vanina, doubtful, skeptical, listened to arguments that these waves gradually persuaded the use of this little puppet boots and glitter that had done so much laughter the other night.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

How Long Is Cake Mate Good?

Part XVI - Part XV

Bip. Bip. Bip. Bip. Rivette's supermarket-in-Besier now knew that another one of his recurring monotonous tempo barcode passed under the shower: "You would not be that ... there, on TV, who sings in the show? I can take a picture with you? Or an autograph? . And each time, with the same surprise, Leon replied in a tone faltering "Uh yes, yes of course. After which he put next to a girl with greasy hair which an adolescent bantering.

- Well, Leo, you eat green beans? demanded his mother, impatient, a tin can in hand.
- Uh, yes, yes, "he answered as if he regained consciousness the reality around him.
- What you have today, you're weird ... his mother asked, sullenly.
- Mom, do not like you could not see all these people ...
- Yes, it is the same as usual we meet, and do not even see you.
- Exactly, I ... They see me now. And they are proud. They are proud of me.
- They are mostly stupid ...
- Because being is proud of me being stupid? Oh, you you're not stupid at least ... No, you're my mother but you're the one who do not be proud of me ... "he replied bitterly.
His mother, silent, merely take a bunch of cheap chocolate cereal and put it in her cart. Leon said the shelf and handed it to take a brand.
- But what are you doing? You always take them there usually!
- And if people see me? I'd look ridiculous. People are brand marks. That's why these designers came to me the other day.
- Ah, that, "People brand" ... You're the already ridiculous.

And she began to push his cart, without saying a word. Leon followed, prohibited. "She understands nothing," he said. It is selfish. Or jealous. I succeeded, and she stays with her failed life. I was the only thing she had and now she must share me with others ... and that it does not support it. "

- And peas, I can take the peas? Or now that you're famous you need worry BIG?